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"These are true stories, I swear."
A Pirate's Christmas Story
We are the Pirates of Somali,
Here to steal your Christmas holly,
We’re so phat and extra jolly,
With all the powers of Zvengali!
Don’t try to stop us ‘cause that’s just folly,
If you’re a Russian or from Bali,
Just like the tigers of Bengali,
We’ll eat you like a Border Collie.
But what is that now that I see?
Is it a French ship full of brie?
Some British beef with extra cheese?
Or DVDs from the Chinese?
Oh no, a ship from the USA!
With guns and mistletoe to make us pay!
And worse, the captain is Dr. Dre!
Just turn the boat around and sail away.
We are the Pirates of Somali,
This time you keep your Christmas holly,
The toys and presents of vampire dollies,
And the Daily Affirmations of Stuart Smalley
